WIRELESS BROADBAND / SATELLITE NEEDED

For over five years now I have been waiting. Telecom have said its coming and I have been patient, waiting and waiting, regularly checking in, exploring other possibilities to no avail and now I am desperate! I hunger to visit those who have it and those who offer it freely. A bit like a brothel really, I am willing to pay! I can't wait any longer. Who will help me score? What ISP will get me what I need? It will have to be wireless – satellite probably….. but I need the fix! Recommendations and suggestions needed.